Gone Too Far

Some smarty pants is accusing one, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN aka GREATEST ROCK ARTIST OF ALL TIME, of ripping off some band named kiss (lower caps and small point size intended) with his new song, "Outlaw Pete."

It's painfully obvious that BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN would never -- in his life -- listen to a song by a bunch of goobs who like to paint their faces and think they're real scaaarrryyy. (Hooooo...look at that man with the long tongue. Spoooky? No. It's an oral deformity.)

It's crap like this that gets my proverbial panties in a wad.

To hear the RIDICULOUS comparison, click here.

To hear the sublime masterpiece, "Outlaw Pete," click here.

To hear the original kiss song, kiss my ass. (Suburban Voodoo -- home of mature satire and humor.)

To hear, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN'S new CD, Working on a Dream -- which hits stores, January 27, in its entirety, click here.*

*Beginning January 19, at 11:59 p.m.