Class personified.

And all this time, I thought Britney Spears was trashy.

What a fool I've been.

It seems motherhood has transformed this beauty into the personfication of elegance and taste.

I'm in love...

The Secret is Out

Well, the secret is out.

That's right: I'm now dating Charlize Theron. This pic was snapped by those damn paparazzi last week as Charlize and I exited a private screening of the new Robin Williams hit, RV.

My wife's doing OK with the news. She was, however, extremely pissed I wore the polka dot vest she gave me for our anniversary last year.

All Charlize and I ask for is some privacy.

Oh, and some eyeliner. We're both out, and we're so not getting out in public for at least a day or two.

Cheers!