Friday, May 19, 2006
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Well, the secret is out.
That's right: I'm now dating Charlize Theron. This pic was snapped by those damn paparazzi last week as Charlize and I exited a private screening of the new Robin Williams hit, RV.
My wife's doing OK with the news. She was, however, extremely pissed I wore the polka dot vest she gave me for our anniversary last year.
All Charlize and I ask for is some privacy.
Oh, and some eyeliner. We're both out, and we're so not getting out in public for at least a day or two.